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(Addicted) Never Thought It Would Be True

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#1 · (Edited by Moderator)
But i got an addiction... not to any drugs or anything. But something that burns more time and money. It is called Garden tractors. And I have some ways to tell if u got the bug. And be sure to add ur own.

1. every time u see a gt u get all excited
2. if ur wife said it is either her or the tractors and u pick the tractors
3. u start caring 100 dollar bills around with u. Just in case
4. u spend more than 2 hours a day on Gttalk
5. u will do anything for free as long as u can take ur tractor.

anything else guys
 
#3 ·
I don't have any new ones, but I have an extension of #1...You get whiplash from jerking your head from side to side while driving through the country because you don't want to miss one hiding in the weeds!
 
#6 ·
wvbuzzmaster said:
Hmmm, I already decided long ago on rule number 2, and I haven't had a serious relationship yet LOL.

I have another rule for you to tell.. #7. You knowingly chose to overpay for GT parts and pieces you really want... because you already budgeted to do so!! LOL
Only because you still can , Casey. Just wait . Hee -- Hee
 
#8 ·
#8 For me anyway;
Your car sits outside the garage during good weather and bad so that your tractors can be inside warm and dry.
 
#12 ·
caseguy said:
I don't have any new ones, but I have an extension of #1...You get whiplash from jerking your head from side to side while driving through the country because you don't want to miss one hiding in the weeds!
Yep, I do that now too! I'm always looking for that dream tractor find on the side of the road with a Free sign on it!
 
#21 ·
Sparky said:
Or another one - you are trying to chase down the original sales agreement for your GT and you aint ready to give up yet ( yea - that's bad !! )
Hey Fred, do you have any original dealership signs yet? How about original sales/service binders? Or a pile of the major proprietary implements? One tractor of almost every model offered? LOL ya, I am there right now LOL.
 
#22 ·
#10: You accidently cut yourself, and find that your blood matches the same color as your favorite brand of tractors.
#11: You have a pair of boxer shorts that advertise your favorite brand of tractor. And actually wear them!
#12: Your wife or girlfriend really does think your tractor is sexy!
#13: You'll send your everyday vehicle to the garage to get fixed, but won't trust another soul to work on your tractor.
#14: You'll let your spouse drive your Cadillac or Mercedes, but are ready for divorce if she even thinks about sitting on your tractor.
#15: You take the news of your wife cheating on you better than the news of her scratching your freshly restored garden tractor.
#16: You get excited over the news of your wife having another baby, not because you're a father again, but because you get to buy another tractor, so you have something to will to the son or daughter after you're gone.
 
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