But i got an addiction... not to any drugs or anything. But something that burns more time and money. It is called Garden tractors. And I have some ways to tell if u got the bug. And be sure to add ur own.
1. every time u see a gt u get all excited
2. if ur wife said it is either her or the tractors and u pick the tractors
3. u start caring 100 dollar bills around with u. Just in case
4. u spend more than 2 hours a day on Gttalk
5. u will do anything for free as long as u can take ur tractor.
I don't have any new ones, but I have an extension of #1...You get whiplash from jerking your head from side to side while driving through the country because you don't want to miss one hiding in the weeds!
How about # 6 - you will change gt motor oil more often than your car oil - oh sh** I do do electrics , but the Troybilt gets treated well !! :bigrofl:
Hmmm, I already decided long ago on rule number 2, and I haven't had a serious relationship yet LOL.
I have another rule for you to tell.. #7. You knowingly chose to overpay for GT parts and pieces you really want... because you already budgeted to do so!! LOL
Hmmm, I already decided long ago on rule number 2, and I haven't had a serious relationship yet LOL.
I have another rule for you to tell.. #7. You knowingly chose to overpay for GT parts and pieces you really want... because you already budgeted to do so!! LOL
You never go more than 5 miles from home without ramps in the back of the truck.
You reach into your pocket to get that $10 bill(to buy a super gulp) beside the $100 bill, and you pull out the
head torque specs, and sequence for the entire Kohler K series.
I don't have any new ones, but I have an extension of #1...You get whiplash from jerking your head from side to side while driving through the country because you don't want to miss one hiding in the weeds!
Hope they know what brand to get lol. my list contains proprietary garden tractor parts, so to avoid headaches I keep it to myself and request funding instead LOL.
Fred, not only does my first get-away involves GTs, but I actually have two more I am acquiring in the process of them LOL. Oh, and I know what ones I am taking already LOL.
Hey Fred, do you have any original dealership signs yet? How about original sales/service binders? Or a pile of the major proprietary implements? One tractor of almost every model offered? LOL ya, I am there right now LOL.
#10: You accidently cut yourself, and find that your blood matches the same color as your favorite brand of tractors.
#11: You have a pair of boxer shorts that advertise your favorite brand of tractor. And actually wear them!
#12: Your wife or girlfriend really does think your tractor is sexy!
#13: You'll send your everyday vehicle to the garage to get fixed, but won't trust another soul to work on your tractor.
#14: You'll let your spouse drive your Cadillac or Mercedes, but are ready for divorce if she even thinks about sitting on your tractor.
#15: You take the news of your wife cheating on you better than the news of her scratching your freshly restored garden tractor.
#16: You get excited over the news of your wife having another baby, not because you're a father again, but because you get to buy another tractor, so you have something to will to the son or daughter after you're gone.
well when i get all excited and see a free or cheap tractor, i begin to slam on the brakes, pull a 180 and gun it back to the persons house. hence why my vehicles always have good breaks.
Troy sounds like you have thought about this a lot
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