In local news, Ted and Bobo won the End of Summer Karaoke Contest singing this old favorite . . . [insert clip]: "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight . . ."
Law enforcement are still investigating who attacked the contestants attempting to sing "Roxanne" by The Police. Chief Johnson reminds us that no matter how painful the song is to listeners when it is sung by someone other than Sting, it does not justify harming the singer.