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"No sorry,we don't have Mc haggis today.What else can I get you ?"
 

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"Hey guys,the sign says drive through,not walk through."
 
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"Hey,haven't we been here before ?"
 

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"Hey fellas,I just wanted to let you know that your car is UGLY."
 

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"Oh man,I think we drove over some doggy doo doo."
 

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"Let's try to avoid the potholes,I have weak ankles."
 

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"So you guys want to order eh? How are you going to hold your food while you're holding up your car ?"
 

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"What do you mean Aprils Fools? This is December."
 

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"No pants,no bumpers,no service "
 

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"If I make an exception for you,I'll have to do the same for everyone else with a cardboard car."
 

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"Guys,you know if we had made a cardboard tractor,maybe we wouldn't be getting all of these strange looks."
 

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"Sir,do you have any Mc Dental Floss. With no windshield,we sure do get a lot of bugs in our teeth."
 

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"Since the world didn't end yesterday,we thought we'd dig out the old car for another run."
 

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"Oh man,a flat.Where's the spare Nike ?"
 

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"Time to trade in the old boxy looking auto for one of those new rounded looking jobs."
 

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"No scrap yard for this car when done with it.We're going to recycle it."
 
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