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For the city kids with no back yard. The New and Improved Indoor Power Slide. Guaranteed for hours and hours of fun, free replacements available, just pay shipping and handling.

All this can be yours for the low, low monthly payment of $19.95 plus shipping and handling.

Hurry order yours now!!

ps this slide may cause damage to your house, your kids and your budget. By sending in your first payment you agree to a lifetime supply of IPS with a never ending monthly payment obligation til YOU DIE!!
 

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When the housing market crashed, Ralph was glad he had upgraded to the emergency exit ramps.
 
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Where the heck are these kids parents, didn't they read the warning lable on the box?

"Not a toy! Use is limited to product protection. Small children could suffocate wearing a plastic bag on their head while using this carton for a slide."

They'll probably be suing the box company first thing tomorrow morning.:D
 
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