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I'm tellin ya it wasn't my fault! I'm not just passing the buck here, he was going at least 90 coming out of that corner and those HID lights stopped me in my tracks. I'm lucky to be alive!
 

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.....No sir ....I've been dating a cow the next ridge over and we were grazin out there and that big bull over there came along and horned in and I just sort of maybe got mad......
 

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:poke: There's this guy Gerald & he's got a....
I have a grill he would fit on almost whole...

Officer I'm lost and I really need a ride home.
This guy with the truck wants me to jump in this white box that has a cord attached to it... says it will keep me cool in the summer...

Do you understand why I pulled you over? License and registration please!
THose hunting tags are not given out to everyone must be you two packing guns...

I will work for free to get protection thru hunting season... What are my qualifications???
Do you see this thing on my head? seems its perfect for a donut holder...
It's a great hat rack also... That looks like a nice gun rack also..

.....So tell me the truth,.... does my butt make my horns look big......?
THis really made me spit my hot chocolate out.. funny stuff.. thanks...
 
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Hey, Maloney, I don't think this disguise is going to work, it's kind of itchy too. I'm going a long way on this zoophilia stake out........ Hey beat it, here comes someone. He's wearing hunting clothes and it's not the season, it's gotta be him. Stay close.
 
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