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A Little Off Plumb
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How much for that turkey in the window?
For how much money will it go?
Looks like it has crash landed through the glass
Or maybe it decided to do a long off the water pass
Thinking if it is near Thanksgiving the gravy will now flow!

Around here we have wild turkeys that usually hang out in the bush area - about 500 yards from the house. I can remember one morning I opened the front porch door as I was going to work and must have startled one that was next to the house. All of a sudden heard wings flapping and a wild turkey was airborne and watched as it bounced off my brothers truck windshield and continued on its less than gracious flight plan making a hasty retreat to what it considered safer surroundings - guess they call them turkeys for a reason??
 
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