I find that a good pair of running shoes is necessary for eluding the wife when the disease sets in! In the later stages I may need an apartment for which to recover in solitude, I really hope it is contagious so we can be together again.
Hey, I only have one, she found it on Kijiji and pointed it out to me. I think the plough, tiller, home built sleeve hitch etc.that came after might be pushing her over the edge. Pointing out that it was her idea to buy the tractor to begin with does not seem to help